Funny Best Man Speeches - Funny Best Man Speeches- Your Guide

If you have been chosen to be the best man at your best friend or your brothers wedding, you will no doubt have a myriad of responsibilities to shoulder. What with the wedding arrangements, the invitations to be hand delivered and the wine to be selected you will not have even a few minutes of spare time on your hands.

Added to this is the responsibility of the groom, he needs to be under constant supervision to keep his alcohol intake at a bare minimum. Therefore it will come as no surprise if your best man speech is not ready. Don’t fret, in this article you will find all the essential ingredients to have that speech in place and it will also be funny.

How? You might ask.

By following these simple points-
1. First remember that you have been granted the honor of being the best man, so you are bound to be close to the groom and maybe even to the bride, so take advantage of that.
2. Gather all the incidents and memories about the groom, which are bound to elicit howls of laughter from the crowd.
3. Start off with a funny one liner. There are plenty of such one liners to be found on the web or in books. Find them.
4. Keep a poker face while cracking jokes.
5. Thank everyone present in a funny way.
6. Praise the bride and tell her in a humorous way how she’s stuck with the wrong man.
7. Regale the crowd with the funny memories of the groom which you have collected.
8. Mention any funny quirks of the groom.
9. Whatever you do, DO NOT get drunk.
10. DO NOT embarrass or offend the bride, the groom or any one else with your jokes.
11. Keep your speech light and pepper it with funny one liners.
12. You can then wish them luck and a happy married life.

You don’t have to be a genius or a master comedian to deliver which is hilarious, just make sure you practice a little.

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